C.A.A.W.

Crow Against Animal Wear (formerly C.A.C.A, Crow Against Clothed Animals)

C.A.A.W. was founded for the third time last year by Arthur the Crow, or just Arthur, one of the least beloved wordsmiths at M.S.T. Company, in response to the ever disturbing sight of animals dressed in clothes by either their owners or through corporate contractual obligations (a.k.a. their owners). According to Arthur, “Wearing garments is almost as bad as people that walk cats on leashes.”

Nothing ruffles his feathers more, and thus, the lone objective of C.A.A.W. is to free all animals (other than humans) of the injustice of this degrading and humiliating practice. The organization is also not fond of animals made from clothes, but the former irks them more than the latter. The first annual fundraiser last month, sponsored by Count Snackula’s Drizzled Butter Cookies (location and theme TBD), was expected to raise several hundred dollars. Everyone hopes to get better organized for next year. 

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