Piccadilly Cola's Flavo(u)r House Project

From the Cola 'That Tastes Like Cola' Cola Brewing Co.

The Piccadilly Cola Brewing Company is the world’s largest soda pop company, founded in the North York Moors of Yorkshire in Northern England during the summer of 1912 by James Piccadilly.

James was a deadly bridge player and a savvy marketer, turning his Grandpa McCoy’s secret recipe into one of the biggest corporations in history after winning the clandestine formula on a very lucky card game.

Originally an acrobat with the Piccadilly Circus, James began selling the famous cola on the entertainment circuit after a career ending injury suffered during an otherwise pleasant afternoon picnic.

There are over 1000 flavors in the Piccadilly archive. This project will boldly attempt to list them all.

The Menu: 99 Flavors, 901 To Go...

01. Strawberry Pomegranate Planet
02. Radical Raspberry Root Beer
03. Dr. Salt’s Pistachio Prescription
04. Savage Cabbage
05. Hot Cocoa Cola
06. U-Pick-A-Dilly Juice
07. Sugar Rush
08. Vanilla Marshmallow Mountain
09. Cotton Candy Cola
10. So-Soda-licious Liquorice
11. Apple Cider Slider
12. Bolt from the Blueberry
13. Purple Moo (It’s New!)
14. Bluetongue Twister
15. Very Chewy Cherry Chocolate Bar
16. Cinnamon Buns
17. Flapjack (Coming Soon)
18. All Flavor
19. Fruit Punch in the Face
20. Wonky Wanka
21. Count Snackula’s Drizzled Butter Beverage (Limited Time Only)
22. Lemon Lime Sublime
23. Mango Tango
24. Caramel Crescendo
25. Alabama Slamma
26. Real McCoy Cola
27. Maximus Sassafras (Latin)
28. Watermelon Felon
29. Mayor Murdock’s Hot Totty
30. Grape
31. Miss Mellow
32. Arthur “Whodunnit?” Doyle’s Virgin Daiquiri (Limited Time Only)
33. Red Rocket Ripple
34. Tapioca Tea Party
35. Peppermint Patty
36. Lime Light
37. Devils Delight
38. Rat-a-Roota-Bagga
39. Marley’s Magic Potion (Seasonal)
40. Cucumber Slumber
41. The Blackberry Rebuttal
42. Crab Apple Scuttle
43. Salmonberry Surprise (It’s a Fish!)
44. Huckleberry Blend
45. Caffeine Addiction Affliction
46. Fig Fug
47. Honeysuckle Sweets
48. Brazen Raisin
49. Tangelo Road
50. Totally Toffee
51. Spinach and Pomelo?
52. Potato Thunder
53. Peach vs. Apricot
54. Pumpkin Pineapple Parade
55. Hear Tiger Roar
56. High Sucrose Fructose Storm
57. Avocado Aficionado
58. Cluster Fudge
59. Piggy Pop-Pop
60. Lettuce the Menace
61. Jack Lemonade
62. Bok Choy Blast
63. Corn Sssyrup Slither
64. Plum Bum (Pb)
65. Piccadilly Pizzazz
66. Dragon Fruit Fire
67. Guava Lava
68. Rhubarb Wasteland
69. Osh Kosh Squash
70. Round the Mulberry Bush
71. Blood Orange Oasis
72. Kumquat Quench
73. Mandarin Monkey
74. Red Rum
75. Humpty’s Scrambled Soda
76. Wicked Wasabi
77. No Sugar Tonight Low Calorie Beverage
78. Plantation Nation
79. Crystal Climax
80. Atomic Olive
81. Eight Down
82. Tears of a Clown
83. Chocolate Shmocolate
84. Meta Marmalade
85. Cantaloupe’s Wish (oh, to be a real melon)
86. Tuna Town
87. Lobster Mobster
88. Peanut Butter Nutter
89. Waffle Wagon
90. Vanilla Bean Supreme
91. Barley Breath
92. Peppymint
93. Salt & Pepper Shaker
94. Greasy Spoon
95. Dystopian Pear
96. Milk Mustache
97. Neapolitan Princess
98. Chai Circus
99. Wild Card (every can is different)

 

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