Our Mission Statement
M.S.T. Company (The Michael Sasi Typing Company) is a Corporation (and according to the law, a Person) that was established in 2005. As a typing factory, M.S.T. Company types indulgent, contemporary stories for hyper-literate, sugar-saturated children and adults who can read.
Our objectives are as follows:
To demonstrate the highest levels of grammatical prowess. Spleliing is our number one priority!
To keep the mills open and the presses hot, recording only the most original and plausible stories for personal gain.
To put our books in the hands of every kid on the planet, through a voluntary exchange of monies in return for a superior vocabulary, improved social status, and endless hours of diversion from otherwise dreary and mundane childhoods.
To promote typewriters and denounce video games until one of our products is franchised into one, then back track from our original position through a series of vignettes and techni-colored revisions.
To further stunt physical development and the health benefits of dangerous, outdoor activities (such as walking, running, biking, being outside) by providing even more sedentary entertainment.
To collaborate with the most talented and mild-mannered visual artists in the universe to create an entry point of appreciation for art and the pure methods of creation.
In the great tradition of typing, to ball notes and leave them beside a waste basket to garner sympathy.
And mostly, to stop the penguins' master plan to melt the icebergs and achieve world domination.
