Count Snackula's Drizzled Butter Cookies

100% Delicious. 100% Butter. 100% One-Hundred Percent.

The world’s third largest cookie conglomerate, Count Snackula’s was founded in 1897 by an Anglican Whaler called Ishmael (his actual name remains unknown, which is interesting).

Count Snackula’s Cookies were originally made with the blubber of great white whales until the company switched to dairy cow butter in 1986, coinciding with the switch to their popular mascot, Count Snackula.

The affliction known as Count Snackulitis, characterized as childhood obesity caused by the ingestion of too many Count Snackula’s Drizzled Butter Cookies, was of course derived from the cookie brand name.

Only two actors have ever been known to don the cape and false teeth of Count Snackula. Their identities are highly guarded secrets, though most agree the first one was better.

The 'Feed on butter. Not people.' campaign was a timely initiative by the Rawlins Group in response to some people who might of have gotten the wrong idea about vampires. Some people thought it was cool to eat other people. Well, not cool. The initiative was successful.

Legal Disclaimer: The ‘cookie monster’ has no affiliation with Count Snackula’s or its partners, no matter what any puppeteer tells you.

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