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Count Snackula's Cookie Conglomerate

100% Delicious. 100% Butter. 100% One-Hundred Percent.

The world’s third largest cookie conglomerate, Count Snackula’s was founded in 1897 by an Anglican Whaler called Ishmael (his actual name remains unknown, which is interesting). [More Snackulishous Facts]

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The Piccadilly Cola Brewing Co.

The Cola 'That Tastes Like Cola' Cola

The Piccadilly Cola® Brewing Company is the world’s largest soda pop company, founded in the North York Moors of Yorkshire in Northern England during the summer of 1912 by James Piccadilly. [More Information]

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