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Biography of a Word Profiteer

Michael Sasi, Founder, President, and Head Typist of M.S.T. Company, was born in Vancouver, British Columbia, the old-fashioned way, to two respectable entrepreneurs. He is young enough to know how to send emails and build websites but old enough to remember cassette tapes and use a typewriter.

Tired of a successful career path in business, he chose a life of poverty and potatoes for a few years as a writer of fictions and completed several unpalatable novels before turning to typing.

He has been spotted on more than one occasion wearing kamiks, very fashionable, knee-high boots made of sealskin, and eats artichokes at every meal. When not fishing by hot air balloon or writing his absolute poppycock for adults, he is alone, typing confectionary tales.

Michael has also been seen bartering inside Marty Milliner’s Shop of Man Chapeaus. This is a partial list of the hats he owns: Word Profiteer, Head Typist, Founder, President, Carriage Release Lever Maintenance Supervisor, Phoneme Collector, Widget Maker, Spell Checker, Harangue Quilter, Janitor, Abacus Polisher, C.T.Q. Guest Narrator, Human Being.

His adult fictions have been published in Sub-Terrain #52 and on the walls of Ayden Gallery for the Nym Nums (May 2009) with Kristian Adam.

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